skyefeather
22Every time someone reposts one of my photosets, I reblog the original for funsies. Oh, and you’re an idiot.
As I’ve pointed out on numerous occasions, the fourth film was dumbed down just so people like you could follow along. Seriously, everything has to be painfully simple, else there’s trouble at the box office. Nowadays you’re just spoonfed a load of crap and you eat it up because of the action scenes and naked women. For those of you wondering, the post ends with “they’re just so terrible.”
Oh, and you are captain of NOTHING.
![hangthecode:
tastefullyoffensive:
[via]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/646476c1b1a15698e6d687224e5af6d5/tumblr_mk4a2dgmKV1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.
(via)
(via hangthecode)
![tastefullyoffensive:
[mynanisboss]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/c8e154d3083964dd5acf41fdfe287d5a/tumblr_mn9bxkjLDp1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
